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Post by Naraldur on Jul 26, 2004 0:49:16 GMT
I feel like making up more, ph33r my alliteration!
"preemptive processor parade" "albino amnesty advocate" "bubbling blue box of Brazilian bumble bees" "Sally sells sh*tsticks in the subway system" "masochistsic motherboard"
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Post by Mercator on Jul 26, 2004 12:43:16 GMT
I'm sorry, but:
"What does this thread have to do with the price of chickens?"
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TheEvilTit
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And here you can see THE PSYCHO LASER EYES OF DEATH being fired from the skull of Sartek...
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Post by TheEvilTit on Jul 26, 2004 13:03:30 GMT
LMAO fits in perfectly Mercator as for you Naraldur *scouls* i'll be back with more random phrases when i've gathered my strength! *a griffon flys by and catches him by the arm pulling him into the sky and off into the distance* *demonic laughter* AH HAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Silentus on Jul 26, 2004 15:13:39 GMT
Mercator is either brilliant or not the sharpest spoon in the shed.
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Post by Naraldur on Jul 26, 2004 21:47:54 GMT
Nice Mercator. LMAO fits in perfectly Mercator *a griffon flys by and catches him by the arm pulling him into the sky and off into the distance* That must hurt and keeping on topic, "wibble wibble pop, I like penguins" (didn't make that up, it's someone's sig, but still random-sounding)
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Post by W(ie-ei)rdness on Jul 27, 2004 11:23:38 GMT
Yeah, I'm not that creative, those are from the "Grimoire of Questionable Spells" generator. [Edit:] Some of my favs from the humorous generators: Questionable classes: Stripper Paladin, Halberdier Proctologist (lol!) Questionable spells: Dark Crap Beam, Holy Butter Shield Alignments: Chaotic Sloppy, Nerdy Evil Anime Attacks: Wizard Rap Song Souffle, Ultra Reviewer Glare Evil Animal Minions: Release the sneaky ninja manatees! Anime Fanboy Fulfilment: The naive winged half-alien demoness sorceress who runs around in a skimpy bikini! Take out the half-alien part and you have Ahlin... Nuff said. As for randomness... Ahlin's Anti-DM Spell! Caster Level(s): Sorc 9 Innate Level: 9 School: Confabulating Component(s): Verbal, Somatic Range: really Fookin' long Area of Effect/Target: Singles, or very promiscuous groups Duration: $50 per hour Save: Hah, no save for you! Spell Resistance: Nahhhh Description: Cause whoever to go into whispers to avoid DM eyes peeping into your nasty goings-on!
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