TheEvilTit
Elder
And here you can see THE PSYCHO LASER EYES OF DEATH being fired from the skull of Sartek...
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Post by TheEvilTit on Jul 18, 2004 2:20:18 GMT
Just try and beat my random phrase!
"Steamlined Pie"
mwuhahaha took me a while to think up that one lol.
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Post by Naraldur on Jul 18, 2004 15:03:51 GMT
"Necromantic Union Dip Erruption" or, one of my favs, "Mordenkainen's Uncontrollable Flatulence" Incidentally, try some of the generators found here: www.seventhsanctum.com/index.php |
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TheEvilTit
Elder
And here you can see THE PSYCHO LASER EYES OF DEATH being fired from the skull of Sartek...
Posts: 182
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Post by TheEvilTit on Jul 18, 2004 16:50:08 GMT
d**n i feel beaten! lol  but thanks for the generators  |
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Post by Naraldur on Jul 18, 2004 18:59:44 GMT
Yeah, I'm not that creative, those are from the "Grimoire of Questionable Spells" generator.
[Edit:] Some of my favs from the humorous generators:
Questionable classes: Stripper Paladin, Halberdier Proctologist (lol!)
Questionable spells: Dark Crap Beam, Holy Butter Shield
Alignments: Chaotic Sloppy, Nerdy Evil
Anime Attacks: Wizard Rap Song Souffle, Ultra Reviewer Glare
Evil Animal Minions: Release the sneaky ninja manatees!
Anime Fanboy Fulfilment: The naive winged half-alien demoness sorceress who runs around in a skimpy bikini!
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Post by Volstoff on Jul 19, 2004 10:50:24 GMT
This one isn't exaclty random but I guess if you mixed letters long enough you would finaly end up with it:
Is the moon a banana and in that case where is its peeling?
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Post by Silentus on Jul 19, 2004 11:10:16 GMT
Sorry, this is somwhat off topic, but as long as were mentioning fun phrases:
<DeviateFromTopic>
"There are ten kind of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't."
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Druga
Young One
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Post by Druga on Jul 19, 2004 21:52:08 GMT
"There are ten kind of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't." hmm, that kinda looses it when you spell out the word 10. Please fix it to read: There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't |
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Post by Silentus on Jul 20, 2004 7:31:08 GMT
I used the word instead of the number deliberately figuring that those that understand it can use thier brain, those that dont wont get it either way  |
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Post by Naraldur on Jul 20, 2004 10:19:54 GMT
I used the word instead of the number deliberately figuring that those that understand it can use thier brain, those that dont wont get it either way I mean, really, 10 means "1" in binary, two would be "01" which, if put in, would ruin the confusion of the joke for those that don't understand binary. You could argue that writing out ten completely removes the joke, since the "10" ISN'T a ten, but since the joke doesn't really work in the first place, I guess it doesn't matter. Sorry, but that saying has always annoyed me with it's lack of... accuracy...  |
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Post by Silentus on Jul 20, 2004 10:33:09 GMT
Jeez - some people really just cant enjoy a joke for what it is  Sorry to have Hijack your thread EvilTit, please resume the Random phrases. |
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Post by addicted2rpg on Jul 20, 2004 11:34:52 GMT
Easily fixed. "There eleven types of people. The good, the bad, the ugly, and the binary." [Remember zero *is* a state ] |
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Post by Naraldur on Jul 20, 2004 15:58:59 GMT
Eleven? You mean "11" right? That would be three, and you listed four. Further, there is still the issue that, while it LOOKS like an eleven, it is, in a binary context, not; therefore, by changing to words, you have completely removed any actual logic, creating only an allusion to some actual amsuing phrase--if you read the sentence out loud with the numerals, you wouldn't SAY eleven, but that's how you typed it. And Silentus, I am refuting the actual value this even has as a joke. This attempt at forcing a pun where none exists reminds me greatly of my sister when she was 4--literally every joke she told was the setup of some real joke she had heard, but the punchline was ALWAYS "apple, it's cold outside!" (how's that for a random phrase! ;D ) It was essentially the same as what the original binary joke (that is to say, with numeral 10) is--a failed attempt by the author to emulate amusing elements in the work of others, in this case a pun & esoteric (exclusive) knowledge. On a lighter note:  |
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TheEvilTit
Elder
And here you can see THE PSYCHO LASER EYES OF DEATH being fired from the skull of Sartek...
Posts: 182
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Post by TheEvilTit on Jul 23, 2004 9:05:25 GMT
*looks absolutely stunned that people have been replying to his thread*
LMAO
I appreciate the replies all, even if some were a bit off topic cause i believe any reply is better than no reply lol which is what some of my posts end up turning into.
"Honeycomb Glockenspiel"
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Post by Naraldur on Jul 23, 2004 13:15:29 GMT
"Corrugated Plasma Cannon"
"Perferated Banana"
"Aerodynamic Yardstick"
"The Semicolon of the Apocalypse"
[edit: okay, those I made up]
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TheEvilTit
Elder
And here you can see THE PSYCHO LASER EYES OF DEATH being fired from the skull of Sartek...
Posts: 182
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Post by TheEvilTit on Jul 25, 2004 6:35:30 GMT
d**n Naraldur four my imagination (limited as it is) just can't cope but i'll try... *thinks hard* hmmmmm: "Itinerant guru" "Coagulated reflective mushroom" "Integrated horseshoe" "Kamikaze jukebox" and errrr "Commonsensical papaphobic zealot" How's that!? *waits for a while until he hears that cricket sound and watches as a bale of hay roles by* *just as he's about to applaud himself the comedy umbrella hook comes out and drags him off stage* ((hmmm how should this sound phonetically maybe something like: )) hweeup! |
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. It's been such a long time. Too far from Manchester UK:). Take care old friend.
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