Science Abuse : the brown noise

[taylor]

science dictated that there is a sound that can... hmm i need to word this carefully...

soil themselves...
lay a compost heap in there trousers
lay a brick in this case a few more though...

it is actually a scientific fact that a sub-sound played at something like 225.7 hz for about 10 seconds a radius of 1 meter will loosen the muscles around a persons bladder causing them diarea how ever its spelt not bad eh?

un fortunately watching it/ hearing it is not strong enough through a TV you actually need a good speaker to do so.

enjoy kids :-)

[RPerSM]

THIS WAS JUST TO RUIN YOUR POST

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Office Space brings a lot of wicked things to websites.
(I STRONGLY SUGGEST you dont look around in ytmnd, theres a lot of sick things in there but theres SO many things that are actualy funny)

[RPerSM]

Oh and eh.. Lay off the ... Brown stuff.

[Zaxus]

Thats that low a frequency.... weird... Id guess youd have to tune in to the vibratory freq. of the mussle tissue... then when it hits the right amplitude the sound wave would litterally massage the mussle into relaxation by causing the tissue to vibrate. .. .SPLOoOoRT!

Isnt science grand? Thats like Tessla's death ray but cooler.
How about America's new Microwave ray gun for crowd control?

[Fitz]

Ever see that South Park episode where the boys change the music on everyones sheets to play the Brown Noise at the end of God Bless America?

Everyone in the country shat their pants when it got played on TV.

Classic.